dear you think i am stupid diary,
for one, I DON'T GET UP at 7:17AM on weekends or during the week UNLESS: (a) my house is on fire. (b) i have to be in court. (c) i cant sleep. (d) i'm hungry (e) i had to pee or the dogs do (f) i'm hot (g) there is a gay man knocking at my window wanting his tiny dick sucked. (h) i heard a different noise. (i) my dad needs me. FOR TWO, i don't even know why you would send me a text, it seems pretty suspicious to me. I THINK YOU WERE: (j) asked to send me the text. (k) forced to send me that text. (l) possibly coerced into sending me that text, (m) paid a small fee to send that text. (N) JUST FORGOT LIKE I DID, AND SENT THE TEXT. (o) bribed to send the text. (p) loaned your phone out to a gay mother fucker who is working so he could send his own gay texts. AND TO WRAP THIS UP, i may be stupid, or even a slight bit paranoid, but these are the following reasons I DON'T CARE IFFIN I AM: (q) the pictures you sent to prove who you were supposed to be last year- i didn't like. (r) and beins the hero caught a glimpse two days ago- i could see that stirring up a need for his needing contact IT ALWAYS DID BEFORE, i ain't gunna risk it. (s) i told you to leave me alone. (t) do i need to threaten you? (u) do you fully understand. (v) there are at least 17 other women you can text. (w) some woman demand payment before services are rendered. (x) i didn't know (you) the cheap bastard would pay. (y) but i do now. (z) the end.
*a warm thanks to the person who noticed i forgot the stupid letter 'N' this post was revised at 3:41PM CST. for real- it was
