dear idiot firemen and rescue personnel diary,
i've been trying to get some much needed rest all day and fucking fire trucks have been going by. i'd like to commend the idiots earlier because they honked before getting in front of my house- but these last fuckers had to be stuck up the hero's ass. i was conversing with my friends the other day about how much i do so enjoy NOT having to worry anymore about that kind of stress, in fact i feel the opposite now. i know some of you are just getting on the bus so let me explain what i mean. for instance, before i would worry about someone falling OFF a ladder, and now i just hope someone does. before i would worry about kinks in the hose, and now i hope it gets clamped in half. i used to worry about fringe on his coat, and now i wished i had sewn in puffy flamable lint pockets. oh the stress i could undo, you don't have a clue, i would not be stupid again. but here i am, happy as a clam, hibernating until my day comes. AND IT WILL COME, TWEEDLE DEE DUMB, and until then ima sleep and twiddle my thumbs. AND GET WOKE UP BY IDIOT FIREMEN.
*please note: this poster does not think all fireman are idiots ONLY ONE W.G.W. this poster has high respect for all first emergency responders who truly are dedicated to their jobs and do not use their positions to find women (and men) to stick their dicks into. this poster feels that using a heroic job to 'woo' women ESPECIALLY while you are married to a cuntface psychotic wife is immoral and should be punishible by law. thank you. shout out cuntface. herpe infested BITCH.
