dear hi-c orange and some cookies diary,
i deserve a snack after all that work i just did painting my snails. man they look t-fuckingriffic. they are "you're such a kabuki queen" and kinda sorta more pink than i like, but the grump is sure getting fat- like a pig fat. it's like we are taking him to market fat. things are looking good for the fat ass grump. he hunched over and took a massive shit tonight and i know how that feels. i really made a huge fuss when he came back inside too, rubbing him ALL up and down his body and patting him on his head and kissing him on his sweet snout. i get so happy when he shits because i know that everything is working correctly. everyone knows what it feels like when you cant shit, so it has to be the same for a dog. that's why i painted my fingernails pink.
i deserve a snack after all that work i just did painting my snails. man they look t-fuckingriffic. they are "you're such a kabuki queen" and kinda sorta more pink than i like, but the grump is sure getting fat- like a pig fat. it's like we are taking him to market fat. things are looking good for the fat ass grump. he hunched over and took a massive shit tonight and i know how that feels. i really made a huge fuss when he came back inside too, rubbing him ALL up and down his body and patting him on his head and kissing him on his sweet snout. i get so happy when he shits because i know that everything is working correctly. everyone knows what it feels like when you cant shit, so it has to be the same for a dog. that's why i painted my fingernails pink.
