dear giant 80ft crane diary,
that seems like a pretty big unit to do some heavy lifting- an 80ft crane. my mom took a picture of me sitting in a crane potato chip box when i was a toddler. it was prolly one of her favorite pictures, but i dunno for sure- if i had to guess i would say it was. i really don't have anything i'd like to use that big of a crane for, but if you did insist on bringing one over- i'd lift the roof off my house and build another story on it and then set the roof back down. that is all i can think of. i think that is how they build on houses in china- they build UP not OUT. i dunno, i've never been to china. i've been to california alot and i'm getting ready to go out there again. because i want to and because i can. that is- unless an 80ft crane shows up.