dear having three inches and no more diary,
don't worry perverts, this post is not for you or about you. i had a hard time stretching out my legs last night because i had two huge dogs who gave me three inches and no more of my side of the bed and let the unibomber sleep like the queen he is. it didn't stop me from dreaming though, i got to learn all about the process of kidney donation from a really cool ambulance driver and i went to a yummy church banquet where i had a big piece of fluffy chocolate cake and the best fried chicken ever- in the world ever. i cant help but wonder about that MLK thing in washington today and how irene must have ruined that for everyone. i wanted to go briefly, because i have never been to anything like that, but we decided not to months ago because of my other upcoming trip. i broke a nail last night so all of my other nails got filed down to a human length and they are still long. once again, i had no idea how long they'd gotten. they must grow while i sleep?