dear heavy towels soak up less water diary,
how many times have you spilled something and needed more than one totally dry towel to mop up the mess. i don't do it as much as i used to, but i do it enough. rotten milk is the worst to sour in a good high quality heavy towel, you'll be lucky if the smell ever comes out. i know shad guts, or the smell of, doesn't come out of a cooler anytime soon. that's why you should never put shad guts in a cooler, please refrain from doing so at any and all cost. if you have already found yourself making this most horrific mistake, chalk it up to a horrible fucking lesson and laugh it off. i did. coolers aren't as expensive as they used to be and neither are towels for that matter.
