dear unibomber tv diary,
the unibomber watches some stupid ass shit on the tv. i am not kidding. where was i at when they were casting all their retarded roles? if i wasn't fit to play the role, i could have at least wrote a better script- more interesting- talk about piss fucking poor. some of it is so bad- i put a pillow over my head and pretend i am asleep and before i know it- i am asleep. that's a little trick i learned when i was a kid. i wished it worked during sex while pretending to cum, it did once, but that was like sixteen years ago and if i remember- i was pregnant. i put the pillow right over my head and fell right asleep after i pretended to cum. it was so nice. sometimes i wonder if the unibomber watches the movies he watches for the men in the movies because they're always the same dudes in the films he turns on. i can tell too, when he wants to get friendly after a gunfight or big cattle raid. fuck that buddy you ain't riding me like a horse. i mean, i don't mind doin it on all fours, but i always end up with my ass in the air and that shit hurts. i'm just always thankful that faithful pillow smashes between the headboard and my head and i always kinda laugh to myself because this is the kind of fucking a whore only dreams about. thank goodness you don't need a hero for everything.
