dear oh by the way aunt candy diary,
the grump had his bath last night. hook, line, and stinker. i can tell he is back to his normal everyday self now because i cant love on him anymore without his mouth running the entire time in protest. i also have to begin loving on him from a sound sleep- it just gets me further. he smells so damn good this morning it's all i can do to keep my nose out of his special corners and he really hates that shit. he is so clean today he looks three shades lighter than usual. the grump hates to get in the shower, that much is true, but once i get him in there and wet, and then break out the shampoo and start rubbin all over his sexy body- he turns to putty in my hands. he loves it. he loves the warm water. i dunno what his big hang-up is about getting IN the shower is, but i wish he would get over it. you just do WHATEVER you need to do AUNT CANDY. we'll be waitin.
