dear water drip diary,
did i ever tell you about the mouth that sounded like a water drip? i hope this ain't a challenge because these directions suck. this is not a jump jet- it's a junk jet. my knees are asleep from sitting on them and i'd be a fool for not waking them with the most direct of ways, but here i sit, on my knees like an idiot- in no hurry to move. i'll pay for it in about four minutes when i do move and i'm temporarily paralyzed semi-permanently. my toes are already burning. i almost cant take it. if i could do it all over again i'da looked for and found a mouth that sounded more like a snow blower, rather than that stupid water drip AND i woulda sat different from the time i sat down like this from the first place because my legs are gunna fucking fall off. omfg.
