dear fuck me forget it diary,
i am not a big fair lover, but it was kinda fun. it's weird i always get to park in the same exact place every year i go, which isn't every year, so that is weird ain't it? and i never pay and all the places around me do pay and i've never paid- all these years. it's like they think i am famous and never ask me for money. i never stay but like an hour and tonight i told the gate master we had to drop some papers and shit off to my dad at the grand champion sale AND IT WORKED! the unibomber and i got in the fair for free and went straight for the dippin dots. then to the expensive freezer meat. seeing that leather ass and t-bone steaks made my mouth water. i always wonder where that high dollar cow will go. what will happen to him? what lucky ass butcher will see the inside of his ass? will they stuff the head? on the way back to the car i got a slice of pizza and a lottery ticket. even though i won $18 dollars, it sure wasn't enough to rent out that cow, not even for a hand job.
