dear upset stomach and dirty socks diary,
now that the dog ain't gunna die anymore, i feel stupid for sleeping with the shit marks on my sheets and so ima change them tomorrow. i don't feel like doing that today. i have a sour stomach from eating fucking mcdonalds and going to bed. i will never fucking learn. fucking eggburps. and i went to bed earlier and now i cant find anything i had before i went to bed and omfg i really hate that shit. hopefully i will be able to sleep soundly tonight. i am one emotionally drained whore.
