dear recruiting a new member for an already BIG team diary,
i know it is already pretty late in the summer to be making up teams, but this team has been forming for a LONG TIME. ima go out on my famous mystical limb and say... "it ainta gunna be long before we get a new member ladies!" when this happens- it is my vote we extend the olive branch (not the limb i usually climb out on) and invite CUNTFACE (who we will be nice and NOT call cuntface anymore- we'll call her MOMMY) and this time.... mommy will meet and have all kinds of new friends with one SMALL thing in common. she wont just have the one whore friend with the monkey hat on (maybe i'll order a whole box full of monkey hats and WE'LL ALL WEAR THEM!) SHOUT OUT MOMMY CUNTFACE! WE CANT WAIT TO HAVE YOU JOIN OUR TEAM!
