dear my little friends that have no house diary,
i like my new little buddies i've made. i've grown especially fond of this one gal i been calling 'daily.' she likes juice newton and once i found that out, well- i think it was at that point i knew we were twat mates. i'm slowly figuring out where she lives, so that when i get enough money saved up, i'll be able to buy a house by where she lives and stawk her on a regular vacation basis. i fairly certain she's on the west coast, which is good for me because i've been looking to buy some west coast property for a long time now and this will give me another incentive. i found out yesterday we are around the same age, i'm a tiny bit older, but then i always am, and she commented how i needed a tan, which means she is prolly darker and dark skin drives me wild because i don't tan. something tells me she can cook too, i dunno why, but i'll just betcha she can fix all the things i cant and i'll betcha i can make all the things she cant. and check this out... we are both crazy about sex and neither one of us are lesbo's, but we talk about twats- it's crazy. if i could change one thing about her though, i'd make the bitch wear boots and shorts- AND SHAVE HER THIGHS. ima whore that believes women should shave their thighs. for real.
