dear new return policy diary,
i think if the aliens came from outer space and hovered above my house and sucked me up through a giant flexible sling down tube- through my window- while i was sleeping (cuz you know that they could damn well do it at anytime during the day or night) and i fit up through the flexible piping that was provided and somehow entered the alien's spacecraft.... i think the aliens would take one look at me and spit me right back out the window. they wouldn't want to dirty up their tube again. they would know they fucked up and got an oddball whore. i think the alien head fry cook would be one pissed off fucker up there at the worker alien who picked out the whore human to suck up. i'm just not like all the other human whores, i'm retarded. aliens may have already had some experience dealing with human whores before, but not like me. i will scare the common alien and even the hero alien will grow to fear me. female aliens will spit upon me and call me names, but this doesn't bother me, for i have had many years of special combat training here on earth. so if i am ever taken by the aliens- i certainly wont be worried.
i think if the aliens came from outer space and hovered above my house and sucked me up through a giant flexible sling down tube- through my window- while i was sleeping (cuz you know that they could damn well do it at anytime during the day or night) and i fit up through the flexible piping that was provided and somehow entered the alien's spacecraft.... i think the aliens would take one look at me and spit me right back out the window. they wouldn't want to dirty up their tube again. they would know they fucked up and got an oddball whore. i think the alien head fry cook would be one pissed off fucker up there at the worker alien who picked out the whore human to suck up. i'm just not like all the other human whores, i'm retarded. aliens may have already had some experience dealing with human whores before, but not like me. i will scare the common alien and even the hero alien will grow to fear me. female aliens will spit upon me and call me names, but this doesn't bother me, for i have had many years of special combat training here on earth. so if i am ever taken by the aliens- i certainly wont be worried.
