dear for all those times diary,
for all the times i haven't been sick over the past few hero-less years, i'm now looking at a SLAM DUNK. i guess i really can get down with the sickness- even when i don't expose myself to the nasty bug. at least now i know why i got sick all those times i did, because i sure always did wonder. it's in my chest this time i can feel it when i breathe. it hurts. things are tight in there. it used to start out in my face and move down to my chest, but i'm skipping that first part and moving right to the good stuff. i might die this time around, due to all the previous times my body had to fight the shit off for NO REASON. so if i do, the following are my last and final wishes:
for all the times i haven't been sick over the past few hero-less years, i'm now looking at a SLAM DUNK. i guess i really can get down with the sickness- even when i don't expose myself to the nasty bug. at least now i know why i got sick all those times i did, because i sure always did wonder. it's in my chest this time i can feel it when i breathe. it hurts. things are tight in there. it used to start out in my face and move down to my chest, but i'm skipping that first part and moving right to the good stuff. i might die this time around, due to all the previous times my body had to fight the shit off for NO REASON. so if i do, the following are my last and final wishes:
- i want my snake to go to a zoo where school age children will prolly take school field trips and come and see her. please warn children not to touch her- she bites.
- i want my 167 bottles of opi fingernail polish to be sold for at least $2 a bottle and i don't care what happens to the money, but my polish better NOT go in the garbage.
- i want my grandma's china to stay where it is. don't fuck with it til i come back for it.
- i want the grump to live in my house, so whoever needs to keep paying the real estate taxes on the property so the grump has a decent home.
- i want prince william to live next door to the grump for as long as he wants- make sure that happens.
- my bible and bert banks go to prince harry.
- becky can live with candy, or my dad, or even the goat.
- candy can have some plants, but the hoya goes to the goat, even if he doesn't want it.
- the holly hobby picture in my room goes to aubree.
- please as my final FINAL WISH, someone send a package of oreos to mr. and mrs. loveman starting Christmas Eve 2012 and continue this tradition for FORTY ONE YEARS.
