dear an obituary diary,
sometimes when i get bored or depressed i often sit down and prepare my own obituary. don't worry, i am not about to share it with you here now, today, on my blog, or on any other media, because that would ruin the element of surprise for when i do actually die and it gets published. i like to write one for the dogs and snake too. and by the time i get theirs done i am usually satisfied. but on the off chance my obituary writing needs are not filled, i move on to horrific accidents involving heroes falling from the sky on an otherwise warm fall afternoon. and that will do it every time right there.
sometimes when i get bored or depressed i often sit down and prepare my own obituary. don't worry, i am not about to share it with you here now, today, on my blog, or on any other media, because that would ruin the element of surprise for when i do actually die and it gets published. i like to write one for the dogs and snake too. and by the time i get theirs done i am usually satisfied. but on the off chance my obituary writing needs are not filled, i move on to horrific accidents involving heroes falling from the sky on an otherwise warm fall afternoon. and that will do it every time right there.
