September 11, 2011

the approach to the bogey (made me tired)

dear space ranger diary,

what's inside matters. it really does. anything goes when you're up in the air. backless black satin is a great design and material for a pajama dress. people have different ideas about what they want to sleep in. i feel good in whatever i get to catch my slumber in- even if it's nothing at all. so many think witnessing an event in person is better than seeing the same event on live television or on dvr. i would whole heartedly agree if the event was that of afghanistan people sleeping on straw mats, so that you could fast forward to the parts when someone yells out or kicks, but at a different event- like skiing, where someone could lose their life at any given moment- the tv people wont show the good parts and you have to BE there if you want to see that. i cant watch poker, i have though, but just to see how the dudes carry themselves. golf cracks me the FUCK up- the little crusty balls- the little holes in the stiff grass- the long sticks- the word, "four!" why isn't sleeping a sport? people do some cool ass shit when they are asleep. i can enter REM in under 2.5 minutes and i think that is some kind of record. no shit. betcha i can dream the average whore under the bed in a minute.