dear looking behind me diary,
i've seen myself lately in a place i never expected. i'm not going to tell you where, but if you know me personally it wont be hard to figure out. so, believe it or not, when i was young i told these grandiose stories and some were true and some weren't, but they were all told with the same amount of passion and they were all pretty much just as stupid as the other- even the ones that were true. well, my mouth got me into a ton of trouble, at times, but it got me out of a lot of trouble too, some of my stories, i thought, were that convincing. i got out of a shit load of traffic tickets in my day, i really did, so all of my traffic stories are on the one hundred. i've told a story or two in my day that wasn't mine, but the trick is to always try and retell that story where you didn't steal it from. so hearing one of my 'all time greatest' stories told back to me was pretty flattering and it kinda made me wonder how many times (at that age) i got busted doin the same fuckin thing.
i've seen myself lately in a place i never expected. i'm not going to tell you where, but if you know me personally it wont be hard to figure out. so, believe it or not, when i was young i told these grandiose stories and some were true and some weren't, but they were all told with the same amount of passion and they were all pretty much just as stupid as the other- even the ones that were true. well, my mouth got me into a ton of trouble, at times, but it got me out of a lot of trouble too, some of my stories, i thought, were that convincing. i got out of a shit load of traffic tickets in my day, i really did, so all of my traffic stories are on the one hundred. i've told a story or two in my day that wasn't mine, but the trick is to always try and retell that story where you didn't steal it from. so hearing one of my 'all time greatest' stories told back to me was pretty flattering and it kinda made me wonder how many times (at that age) i got busted doin the same fuckin thing.
