September 14, 2011

the creatures in our beds

dear hiccups and sneezing diary,

i woke up this morning with a severe case of the hiccups. that was around 8:19AM and the unibomber came unglued. his woolly mammoth chicken chested ass was so fucking rude about my having the hiccups- i almost wish i still had them now. how could one person treat another person so wrong while they are suffering themselves? i don't understand that, but i know someone who would all too well, CUNTFACE. it would be hard to grow used to the mentality of someone who lives like that on a day to day basis, yet- sometimes i think i have. the unibomber does sleep with his legs spread and that has to mean something.