September 25, 2011

do as others do unto you

dear listening to the growl diary,

here we go....  the unibomber has just lifted his head and spoken. let us all note the time 8:37AM. he is fussing because i am awake and he has been disturbed at such the early hour. i told him that i intend on watching westerns until around noon or one and if this is a problem, maybe he should get up and watch them with me. so now i am a stupid fucking bitch and things are finally quiet again as i try ever so hard to type softly on this new keyboard he's making me use now- that he complains is loud. i would have never thought to even use a different keyboard in the first place, so when the moment comes and he bitches about the sounds this one makes again, don't think this fucker wont take a premeditated flight across the room and bust that cranky bitch upside his wanna be cowboy ass head. even if he bats it back at me with his guitar, i'll still have the mouse to throw next.