dear locked door diary,
what in the fuck do we need doors for anyway? doors seem a bit extreme. i mean big thick planks of solid swinging wood between every room, really? i'm so not that worried about people looking inside my bedroom. the front door to my house is butt ass ugly and i want a new one. but i ain't worried about it that much. it opens and closes, locks and deadbolts, so ima live with it another few years prolly. i'm the one that always wanted to take my doors off the car too, but i never did that. i don't know where i'd hang my foot. someday ima live in a house where i can have one of those half kind of doors. then ima have a horse that sticks his head inside and tells me jokes and wages complaints on a regular basis.
what in the fuck do we need doors for anyway? doors seem a bit extreme. i mean big thick planks of solid swinging wood between every room, really? i'm so not that worried about people looking inside my bedroom. the front door to my house is butt ass ugly and i want a new one. but i ain't worried about it that much. it opens and closes, locks and deadbolts, so ima live with it another few years prolly. i'm the one that always wanted to take my doors off the car too, but i never did that. i don't know where i'd hang my foot. someday ima live in a house where i can have one of those half kind of doors. then ima have a horse that sticks his head inside and tells me jokes and wages complaints on a regular basis.
