dear today diary,
as unsure as i am sure, today is my biological father's birthday. SHOUT OUT MR. LEAKE! isn't that the cutest name ever in the world? my other donor could have been MR. PLUMBER! but he is a handsome black man, i am told, and thus rules this man out as a possible candidate. anyway, it was apparently a 'major' toss-up between the plumber and the leake and the leake got it done. i look just like my biological father, except i prolly have shorter hair as of last friday. when we met my hair was only a little longer than his and it got stuck every day in the bolts of my chair in college. i hate short hair but i am unwilling to sacrifice health for length. if it is fried and dead and split the fuck up- cut it off and DETACH from it. fuck i don't even look at my hair anymore, so it will just grow right on back in soft and healthy. that way, next time i see MR. LEAKE- i'll have some PRETTIER ASS HAIR THAN HIS- that mother fucker. wait. he did fuck my mother. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUH-DUH-DAD.
*special note.. as far as i know the 'great white hooter hunter' has never been here to this website. if anyone were to ever catch a fleeting glimpse of the 'great white hooter hunter' please let me know so that i can quickly change the names of all posts related to him.
as unsure as i am sure, today is my biological father's birthday. SHOUT OUT MR. LEAKE! isn't that the cutest name ever in the world? my other donor could have been MR. PLUMBER! but he is a handsome black man, i am told, and thus rules this man out as a possible candidate. anyway, it was apparently a 'major' toss-up between the plumber and the leake and the leake got it done. i look just like my biological father, except i prolly have shorter hair as of last friday. when we met my hair was only a little longer than his and it got stuck every day in the bolts of my chair in college. i hate short hair but i am unwilling to sacrifice health for length. if it is fried and dead and split the fuck up- cut it off and DETACH from it. fuck i don't even look at my hair anymore, so it will just grow right on back in soft and healthy. that way, next time i see MR. LEAKE- i'll have some PRETTIER ASS HAIR THAN HIS- that mother fucker. wait. he did fuck my mother. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUH-DUH-DAD.
*special note.. as far as i know the 'great white hooter hunter' has never been here to this website. if anyone were to ever catch a fleeting glimpse of the 'great white hooter hunter' please let me know so that i can quickly change the names of all posts related to him.
