dear a day of teeth diary,
the grump chewed up a toy, the snake chewed up my leg and becky chewed after the wheel on the carpet cleaner the whole time it ran. my scalp is sweaty and wet right now and i am sitting in front of the fan and it's making me shiver from the inside out. i fucking love clean carpet though, but it wears me out to clean it anymore. now that i am completely finished and i can relax and concentrate on how bad my leg hurts, i think i might slip into a coma and die. there is a huge painful knot under the blackened skin and the grump rammed his paw down into the most tender spot- so tomorrow- i'm looking for my snake bite to be a color of black i prolly have never seen before. the color now breeches beyond the rim of the teeth marks and is slowly creeping up my leg. what an exciting afternoon it was. just think though, if i lived on the beach- it prolly woulda been a shark not a snake.
the grump chewed up a toy, the snake chewed up my leg and becky chewed after the wheel on the carpet cleaner the whole time it ran. my scalp is sweaty and wet right now and i am sitting in front of the fan and it's making me shiver from the inside out. i fucking love clean carpet though, but it wears me out to clean it anymore. now that i am completely finished and i can relax and concentrate on how bad my leg hurts, i think i might slip into a coma and die. there is a huge painful knot under the blackened skin and the grump rammed his paw down into the most tender spot- so tomorrow- i'm looking for my snake bite to be a color of black i prolly have never seen before. the color now breeches beyond the rim of the teeth marks and is slowly creeping up my leg. what an exciting afternoon it was. just think though, if i lived on the beach- it prolly woulda been a shark not a snake.
