dear balls in my pants diary,
moving effortlessly would be difficult with two balls in my pants. i don't care who you are, having those in your drawers would definitely not be what i would want to have to work around, so i feel sorry for those that do. there are many other things i would rather deal with than that. so forget about that idea. forgetting seems to be easy sometimes, even in my dreams. last night i forgot the grump at a place where i had been and had to go back and get him in a frantic panic and i've actually done that before (with a different dog though) and that is the worst feeling EVER. i'll betcha it feels just like leaving your kid behind, but i dunno because (thankfully) i never did that. i did 'misplace' my child a few times around the house though, but usually when he was sleeping in that damn car carrier. i always took him wherever i went (paranoid at first) and then i'd do something else and walk off and leave him. if a guy could have detachable balls it would be more comfortable prolly, but then there'd always be that chance he could forget where he left them and balls cant start crying or barking to come back and get them. i'm thinking that's why balls don't detach easily.
moving effortlessly would be difficult with two balls in my pants. i don't care who you are, having those in your drawers would definitely not be what i would want to have to work around, so i feel sorry for those that do. there are many other things i would rather deal with than that. so forget about that idea. forgetting seems to be easy sometimes, even in my dreams. last night i forgot the grump at a place where i had been and had to go back and get him in a frantic panic and i've actually done that before (with a different dog though) and that is the worst feeling EVER. i'll betcha it feels just like leaving your kid behind, but i dunno because (thankfully) i never did that. i did 'misplace' my child a few times around the house though, but usually when he was sleeping in that damn car carrier. i always took him wherever i went (paranoid at first) and then i'd do something else and walk off and leave him. if a guy could have detachable balls it would be more comfortable prolly, but then there'd always be that chance he could forget where he left them and balls cant start crying or barking to come back and get them. i'm thinking that's why balls don't detach easily.
