September 15, 2011

two heads are NOT better

dear two is too many diary,

today is an odd date and i am reminded how it could be better to only have one of something because having a pair of things can throw a whore off. for an example of this, i have two sets of keys, but i've lost one set, so i got the other set, and ima use them. now that i have my other set, and i have no idea where the first set is- it's hard telling when i will ever see them again. but if i only had one set of keys, i'd be made to sit here and look around until i found the bitches. two makes me lazy- if i cant get it from one- i'll get it from the other and i hate bein like that. ima reduce the pairs of things that i have and make myself live with just one of everything so i can better keep track of what i've got and what my shit is doing WHILE I AIN'T LOOKING AT IT. because i cant watch everything all at once. damn. so when something isn't present for row call, i'll know which boat not to look in- the extra one- CUZ I WONT HAVE ANY EXTRA BOATS TO CHECK.