dear dangerous criminal connections diary,
i would have eaten a banana split tonight, with a heaping mound of whipped cream and fudge spun up next to pineapple and strawberries and yummy vanilla ice cream. yummy. it hit me, i knew someone who would get that for me, but i don't need it. so fuck it. ida sure ate that bitch though. molasses cookies are what i really want, but i called my dad and he has gone and lost my mom's fucking cookbook. again. he can keep his great grandpa's original birth certificate from 1836, but not a cookbook from the 1970's. i need to clean my oven. cookies always taste better when baked in a fresh clean oven. i love to take pictures of my cookies during the different stages of their baking process. it is much more mesmerizing to me to view a picture of a cooking cookie than a syrupy sundae. it is true then, if bananas ruled the earth, then fudge (of all kinds) would most certainly be in short supply.
i would have eaten a banana split tonight, with a heaping mound of whipped cream and fudge spun up next to pineapple and strawberries and yummy vanilla ice cream. yummy. it hit me, i knew someone who would get that for me, but i don't need it. so fuck it. ida sure ate that bitch though. molasses cookies are what i really want, but i called my dad and he has gone and lost my mom's fucking cookbook. again. he can keep his great grandpa's original birth certificate from 1836, but not a cookbook from the 1970's. i need to clean my oven. cookies always taste better when baked in a fresh clean oven. i love to take pictures of my cookies during the different stages of their baking process. it is much more mesmerizing to me to view a picture of a cooking cookie than a syrupy sundae. it is true then, if bananas ruled the earth, then fudge (of all kinds) would most certainly be in short supply.
