dear pancake syrup and jelly diary,
hot sauce is a general condiment folks use to spice up their food. i hate the shit. it is sour and not appealing to my mouth. inside of my mouth it takes something much more than spice and sour rotten ick to make me slobber and get all yummified about food. like scrambled eggs- MY FAVORITE- i love scrambled eggs and please don't put cheese in them. thank you. i like catsup, i really do, IN BAKED BEANS AND ATOP MEATLOAF, not on my eggs, but i do love the flavor of sugar and tomatoes. what i enjoy on my eggs is pancake syrup or a big hunk of jelly that has accidentally fallen off a hot piece of buttered toast. mmm..... that will set the taste of a scrambled egg OFF THE CHART. i love strawberry jelly and raspberry jelly and peach jam and i even put eight little packets of sugar in a dish of salsa and oh my goodness. i don't know why my mouth just would rather like sweeter things than other things that are hot and offensive. i'm glad i don't have to smell that shit anymore when i eat my breakfast. SHOUT OUT CUNFACE! i know you're loving that.
hot sauce is a general condiment folks use to spice up their food. i hate the shit. it is sour and not appealing to my mouth. inside of my mouth it takes something much more than spice and sour rotten ick to make me slobber and get all yummified about food. like scrambled eggs- MY FAVORITE- i love scrambled eggs and please don't put cheese in them. thank you. i like catsup, i really do, IN BAKED BEANS AND ATOP MEATLOAF, not on my eggs, but i do love the flavor of sugar and tomatoes. what i enjoy on my eggs is pancake syrup or a big hunk of jelly that has accidentally fallen off a hot piece of buttered toast. mmm..... that will set the taste of a scrambled egg OFF THE CHART. i love strawberry jelly and raspberry jelly and peach jam and i even put eight little packets of sugar in a dish of salsa and oh my goodness. i don't know why my mouth just would rather like sweeter things than other things that are hot and offensive. i'm glad i don't have to smell that shit anymore when i eat my breakfast. SHOUT OUT CUNFACE! i know you're loving that.
