dear jimmy cracked corn diary,
and you guessed it, i don't care. but i prolly should. but he does it all the time. so who cares? not me. the unibomber blocked me on twitter tonight and i couldn't be happier. just like that, he doesn't exist to me any longer because, i blocked him back. now i can tweet whomever i'd like without hesitation and guess who will never ever know? jimmy. he will be cracking his corn in the dark. i would eat more popcorn if it didn't get stuck up in my teeth all the time, but it does- so i don't. i will tell you something that i do like though and that is cotton fucking candy. i sure did get the shit to make carmel apples whila go and i'm ready to take a trip to michigan to get more apples.
and you guessed it, i don't care. but i prolly should. but he does it all the time. so who cares? not me. the unibomber blocked me on twitter tonight and i couldn't be happier. just like that, he doesn't exist to me any longer because, i blocked him back. now i can tweet whomever i'd like without hesitation and guess who will never ever know? jimmy. he will be cracking his corn in the dark. i would eat more popcorn if it didn't get stuck up in my teeth all the time, but it does- so i don't. i will tell you something that i do like though and that is cotton fucking candy. i sure did get the shit to make carmel apples whila go and i'm ready to take a trip to michigan to get more apples.
