dear manual migration diary,
hearing the first flock of geese or ducks- or whatever- reminded me, i wish i could fly south for the winter. i got in really big trouble at disneyworld last time we were there, get this, for feeding french fries to the garbage birds. i thought they were seagulls, and i still like to think they were, but i got busted for feeding them. being as sick as i was the days we were there at disneyworld, honestly, that was the most fun i had- feeding those birds- they came up very close to me and made me laugh really hard. if i had a chance to be a bird i surly would for many reasons. and if i had the chance to be a white trash garbage bird at disneyworld, well, what the fuck could be better than that shit?
hearing the first flock of geese or ducks- or whatever- reminded me, i wish i could fly south for the winter. i got in really big trouble at disneyworld last time we were there, get this, for feeding french fries to the garbage birds. i thought they were seagulls, and i still like to think they were, but i got busted for feeding them. being as sick as i was the days we were there at disneyworld, honestly, that was the most fun i had- feeding those birds- they came up very close to me and made me laugh really hard. if i had a chance to be a bird i surly would for many reasons. and if i had the chance to be a white trash garbage bird at disneyworld, well, what the fuck could be better than that shit?
