dear bird finger diary,
all the polish keeps wearing off the big bird finger on my right hand, just on that one finger. i believe it is a message. i need a basecoat. i'll tell you another thing, with all the dishes that have been loaded and unloaded today, i'm surprised there is any polish left to be seen on any finger. then somebody can tell me why the sink is full again, cuz i really wanna know. how does this shit happen? so far october is a busy month. i've now been informed it is; breast cancer awareness month, domestic violence awareness month, fire prevention month, and we also celebrate halloween and columbus day. i think about my boobs every month and beating up the unibomber seems like a viable option year around. starting a lawn fire with a bag of lays potato chips like one veteran firefighter taught me is not something i do JUST IN OCTOBER, but this columbus day- i shall try and make a turkey for the canadians. i just got a whiff of my breath and it smells like something has died in my throat again. i cant wait to make my sacrifices on halloween night.
all the polish keeps wearing off the big bird finger on my right hand, just on that one finger. i believe it is a message. i need a basecoat. i'll tell you another thing, with all the dishes that have been loaded and unloaded today, i'm surprised there is any polish left to be seen on any finger. then somebody can tell me why the sink is full again, cuz i really wanna know. how does this shit happen? so far october is a busy month. i've now been informed it is; breast cancer awareness month, domestic violence awareness month, fire prevention month, and we also celebrate halloween and columbus day. i think about my boobs every month and beating up the unibomber seems like a viable option year around. starting a lawn fire with a bag of lays potato chips like one veteran firefighter taught me is not something i do JUST IN OCTOBER, but this columbus day- i shall try and make a turkey for the canadians. i just got a whiff of my breath and it smells like something has died in my throat again. i cant wait to make my sacrifices on halloween night.
