dear above ground diary,
walking by my oven this morning, i couldn't help but extend my left arm and touch it with my hand as i passed by. i have an above ground oven with a see-thru glass door and last night after i cleaned it, i left it open with the oven light on and i haven't reassembled it yet. it is so perfect it ain't even right. see, last time i cleaned my oven, i lined the bottom with heavy duty tinfoil (like i always do) but between then and now- SOMEONE had an issue in the oven and removed the heavy duty foil and did not replace it and then had ANOTHER issue and ANOTHER issue and ANOTHER issue- until finally there was the fire last night and i just knew my grandma's oven floor was prolly ruined forever because i am lazy and i never cleaned it for so long and i'm stupid. i got one more chance it seems.
walking by my oven this morning, i couldn't help but extend my left arm and touch it with my hand as i passed by. i have an above ground oven with a see-thru glass door and last night after i cleaned it, i left it open with the oven light on and i haven't reassembled it yet. it is so perfect it ain't even right. see, last time i cleaned my oven, i lined the bottom with heavy duty tinfoil (like i always do) but between then and now- SOMEONE had an issue in the oven and removed the heavy duty foil and did not replace it and then had ANOTHER issue and ANOTHER issue and ANOTHER issue- until finally there was the fire last night and i just knew my grandma's oven floor was prolly ruined forever because i am lazy and i never cleaned it for so long and i'm stupid. i got one more chance it seems.
