October 1, 2011

it ain't hurtin yet

dear punch my arm again diary,

the unibomber just woke up and punched me in my left arm and if it ends up leaving a bruise ima prolly call the police and have him thrown in the slammer for abuse of a whore. he got mad because here it is after noon already and i said "hi" to becky and woke him up. well becky was standing in the hallway outside the bedroom staring at me, just standing there FOR NO REASON, and i had to acknowledge her and it was NOON already, so WTF. becky is a sensitive creature and she craves attention and i had to speak to her- it would have hurt her feelings if i wouldn't have. i'm certainly not going to just let her stand there and wonder if i see her or not- when i know she knows i can. the grump was outside taking a shit or he would have bit the unibomber for punching me. it's bullshit he pulls the crap when the grump is off taking care of his own needs, because he wouldn't pull that crap in front of him. but i can still call the law anytime as long as the bruise pops up. you cant punch a whore and get away with it, even if you are the unibomber.