dear looking in the rearview mirror diary,
i know it doesn't work this way, but what if it did? what if you could turn the rearview mirror around and look out the front windshield and see the future through it? i think i would. i think i would want to know what i would want to know- before i'd want to know first though- to be fair. i wouldn't want to know something stupid. but what is stupid? it would be more fun to know stuff about somebody else- i think. especially if you knew someone who was a total fuck up. like, for instance, HYPOTHETICALLY, let's say you knew someone who was cheating on their wife, and you just wanted to look into the future and see when he FINALLY got caught, prolly 2041? or an even better HYPO situation, an unknown 'cuntface' comes home from work to find a full blown craigslist/yahoochat orgy in her sunken tri-level family room on the city's north side and tears all her clothes off and tries to join in and everyone screams, "eww FUCK THAT!" and leaves.
i know it doesn't work this way, but what if it did? what if you could turn the rearview mirror around and look out the front windshield and see the future through it? i think i would. i think i would want to know what i would want to know- before i'd want to know first though- to be fair. i wouldn't want to know something stupid. but what is stupid? it would be more fun to know stuff about somebody else- i think. especially if you knew someone who was a total fuck up. like, for instance, HYPOTHETICALLY, let's say you knew someone who was cheating on their wife, and you just wanted to look into the future and see when he FINALLY got caught, prolly 2041? or an even better HYPO situation, an unknown 'cuntface' comes home from work to find a full blown craigslist/yahoochat orgy in her sunken tri-level family room on the city's north side and tears all her clothes off and tries to join in and everyone screams, "eww FUCK THAT!" and leaves.
