October 12, 2011

raking the leaves (wasn't sexy)

dear in my ear diary,

oh the birds were sure loud this morning and the messages they chanted were clear. today is my lucky day. i hate birds, especially the morning birds. then the probation department came and scared the living shit out of me. of course, i'm not on probation and they technically didn't come to my house, but they came closer to my house than they've ever come before and being on conditional discharge or whatever the fuck i'm on for 352 more days, a whore just never knows. so finally they left my neighborhood and i made a milkshake and put my underwire bra back on. birds really get on my nerves with their obnoxious rants and endless drivel.