dear stories and mailing letters diary,
something is cooking in my kitchen and it's the roast i forgot i started. i fucking LOVE it when i do that shit because then it is like someone else came in and made dinner and left. italian beef sandwiches with onions and cheese on a toasty bun with french onion soup. omfg. if i were to have a last meal, that would be my order, complete with tiny baby potatoes covered in melted butter and fresh green beans. no need to R.S.V.P., i'll eat anything that is leftover. i may have to write a short story about that roast i am cooking that i forgot about- he sure was a beauty. having received no mail today, it was a sheer delight to get a new phonebook. i'll prolly end up keeping the old phonebooks and adding them to my collection, because at the end of the day, even old phonebooks can tell stories that even the most beautiful roast can not.
something is cooking in my kitchen and it's the roast i forgot i started. i fucking LOVE it when i do that shit because then it is like someone else came in and made dinner and left. italian beef sandwiches with onions and cheese on a toasty bun with french onion soup. omfg. if i were to have a last meal, that would be my order, complete with tiny baby potatoes covered in melted butter and fresh green beans. no need to R.S.V.P., i'll eat anything that is leftover. i may have to write a short story about that roast i am cooking that i forgot about- he sure was a beauty. having received no mail today, it was a sheer delight to get a new phonebook. i'll prolly end up keeping the old phonebooks and adding them to my collection, because at the end of the day, even old phonebooks can tell stories that even the most beautiful roast can not.
