dear documents diary,
my sense is that my actual diary and the compilation of all these ridiculous pages of garbage mixed with sharp and focused wisdom will someday gain the attention of some foreign national and i'll prolly get some type of noteable writing peace prize for uniting third world countries and making a large contribution to thousands of people who never had the desire to read before they found my drivel. i can imagine people lay awake at night and think about my pussy stinking through the isles at target, at least that's what one caller said he does.
my sense is that my actual diary and the compilation of all these ridiculous pages of garbage mixed with sharp and focused wisdom will someday gain the attention of some foreign national and i'll prolly get some type of noteable writing peace prize for uniting third world countries and making a large contribution to thousands of people who never had the desire to read before they found my drivel. i can imagine people lay awake at night and think about my pussy stinking through the isles at target, at least that's what one caller said he does.
