dear tootsie roll after bob diary,
i get confused on the toll road because i always have to get off and pee, so i quit getting off because it cost me like $8 bucks extra in pennsylvania one time so i just pull over now and do it like a man. once, on the way home from california, ima guess it was on or about may 28, 2000, i had to shit so bad on the oklahoma turnpike- i just pulled right over and shit like a dog and left a washrag and a pile of doodoo there as an extra form of payment that day for my travels through their hot ass state of emergency. now every time i get on that turnpike i laugh and remember how stupid i felt knowing 24 hours prior to my roadside shit i'd stood on national television next to a legendary icon, but all the truckers going by HOPEFULLY not seeing me didn't need to know that. i'd have a hard time shitting along side the road nowadays. ima a persnickety shitter, i mean- the atmosphere has to be just right. i'm beyond the age where i can just hunch over and shit anywhere i guess. but i suppose that ain't such a bad thing now is it?
i get confused on the toll road because i always have to get off and pee, so i quit getting off because it cost me like $8 bucks extra in pennsylvania one time so i just pull over now and do it like a man. once, on the way home from california, ima guess it was on or about may 28, 2000, i had to shit so bad on the oklahoma turnpike- i just pulled right over and shit like a dog and left a washrag and a pile of doodoo there as an extra form of payment that day for my travels through their hot ass state of emergency. now every time i get on that turnpike i laugh and remember how stupid i felt knowing 24 hours prior to my roadside shit i'd stood on national television next to a legendary icon, but all the truckers going by HOPEFULLY not seeing me didn't need to know that. i'd have a hard time shitting along side the road nowadays. ima a persnickety shitter, i mean- the atmosphere has to be just right. i'm beyond the age where i can just hunch over and shit anywhere i guess. but i suppose that ain't such a bad thing now is it?
