dear feeling firebird diary,
i thought early this morning about how wonderful it would be to eat a chicken dinner with a penis on my leg. you know i have always dreamed of having my very own penis. eating a chicken dinner with it just laying on my leg would just be completely over the top. it's one of the things i think we as women got ripped off as being women- not getting an exterior attachment to have and hold while we drive, work, and eat like men do is just totally wrong. plus, i just think that would be fun to have at dinnertime- to make things more memorable. but anyway, that made me want chicken today so i went to kentucky fried chicken and got some wings and a breast. then i always wonder about the chicken's penis. i'd like to see another one of those someday.....
i thought early this morning about how wonderful it would be to eat a chicken dinner with a penis on my leg. you know i have always dreamed of having my very own penis. eating a chicken dinner with it just laying on my leg would just be completely over the top. it's one of the things i think we as women got ripped off as being women- not getting an exterior attachment to have and hold while we drive, work, and eat like men do is just totally wrong. plus, i just think that would be fun to have at dinnertime- to make things more memorable. but anyway, that made me want chicken today so i went to kentucky fried chicken and got some wings and a breast. then i always wonder about the chicken's penis. i'd like to see another one of those someday.....
