November 28, 2011

the bigger picture

dear rainbow bright diary,

at the end of every rainbow there should be a "thank you jimmy johns sticker" just like the one that is now stuck on the end of my remote. i am lucky the remote still works and every time i see a rainbow, i feel just as lucky as i do now. there isn't a 'pot of gold' waiting, but a 'pot of mold' on the backside of that jimmy johns sticker and it ain't gonna peel off without some windex and a hot razor blade. the whole world has been looking for a cure to fix the mold. let me assure you, even the scarlet whore of babylon had nothing on the velvet hand that removed the sludge from the pot from which the frog faced cunt wiped her moldy ass.