dear under the brown couch diary,
if i was a mouse, well, i would prolly spend the majority of my time hiding from the big mean dinosaur dogs under a nice warm brown couch too. could you even imagine how big an 85 pound pit bull looks to a tiny mouse? prolly looks just like a dinosaur. now that all the turds are swept up and the couch is gone- i wonder where that mouse that's been stawking me will shit and hide. i cant wait until my new bed gets here. two queen size beds next to each other should make a big enough space where the dogs and i can have enough room to sleep.
if i was a mouse, well, i would prolly spend the majority of my time hiding from the big mean dinosaur dogs under a nice warm brown couch too. could you even imagine how big an 85 pound pit bull looks to a tiny mouse? prolly looks just like a dinosaur. now that all the turds are swept up and the couch is gone- i wonder where that mouse that's been stawking me will shit and hide. i cant wait until my new bed gets here. two queen size beds next to each other should make a big enough space where the dogs and i can have enough room to sleep.
