November 6, 2011

der kommissar

dear raindrops keep falling on my diary,

fucking i just put new sheets on the bed and now they are filthy again from these blasted dogs jumping up and down all day long and i'm about ready to knock some heads together. brand new sheets- crispy even- now covered in mud. ima just rake them off and try and go another night because i just put them on. i really want to send the grump off to doggy boarding school for a couple of weeks. he needs a vacation. he needs to go and relax on a sandy beach and soak up some sun and sit with his paws in the water- maybe take a cruise. he is really wound up and some relaxation in st. croix might really help. i can see the grump running free on buck island.