November 12, 2011

free worms in the tackle box

dear high maintenance diary,

i love good news. it is common knowledge that when i get the good news- i like to spread it fast. today i was spreading at the old holiday inn. what an awesome terrain to share fun and good spirits. i've spent quite a bit of time out at the old holiday inn growing up and i'm not sure why. i did work there for awhile before i was twenty-one, but that's when it was a very busy place. i lost that job for serving alcohol before i was of age- i was the only bartender that came in that night- and i always made good tips, but when my boss came in and saw me- she threw a FIT. i don't really like going in to the bars very much. i know where all the trash lives in this town and i don't need to go out and meet more. but that new saloon by the lake seems perfect for any and all occasions- my brothas.