dear great day fuck with balls diary,
ima stay in bed as long as i can today. i feel lazy, more so than usual. i'm happy to have gotten a new blow dryer and bra this past week. i needed both items. the grill cover, the tilt tv mount, the furnace filters, the windshield wipers, the sheets, all those things i prolly could have lived a little longer without, but it is nice to have more sheets. becky sure does like her new ducky and the grump shakes and trembles when he clutches his new kong ball. the grump is a crackhead. anything new in the package turns him into a mouth watering freak. this bitch will lock himself up in the corner and drool. i think it's sad really- why he acts that way. when he wakes up today he will find his new kong ball and do the same shit ALL OVER AGAIN. i licked his ball so he'll know i touched it and i've already spent fifteen minutes looking at the new ball while he's sleeping and it really isn't anything but a red smooth kong ball. i sure wont be touching (or licking) that fucking ball when he's awake.
ima stay in bed as long as i can today. i feel lazy, more so than usual. i'm happy to have gotten a new blow dryer and bra this past week. i needed both items. the grill cover, the tilt tv mount, the furnace filters, the windshield wipers, the sheets, all those things i prolly could have lived a little longer without, but it is nice to have more sheets. becky sure does like her new ducky and the grump shakes and trembles when he clutches his new kong ball. the grump is a crackhead. anything new in the package turns him into a mouth watering freak. this bitch will lock himself up in the corner and drool. i think it's sad really- why he acts that way. when he wakes up today he will find his new kong ball and do the same shit ALL OVER AGAIN. i licked his ball so he'll know i touched it and i've already spent fifteen minutes looking at the new ball while he's sleeping and it really isn't anything but a red smooth kong ball. i sure wont be touching (or licking) that fucking ball when he's awake.
