November 9, 2011

the troops and the hoops

dear very best diary,

i don't need an entertainment package. i don't need night vision cameras. i just need a good underwire bra and some chapstick and i am good. i like it when my lips feel moist. i like olive oil on my cuticles too, but crisco will do- anything but butter bitch. i'm meeting some people today to decide what would be the best option when it comes time to make the choices necessary to complete a small but expensive task. it is the smaller things that cost the most sometimes, huh? why is that? i have a choice, but i've already made it. recruiting the finest is what i am all about and it's a difficult process around a junk yard, but i'll keep sifting through the shit pile until i find what i need. i've discovered the golden moments and generous rewards of what waits after all the dues are paid.