dear bubble up and dry diary,
shaving my area in the shower made me remember the five dollar coupon i need to use before the 31st. i fucking ordinarily hate coupons, but for five bucks i get excited. shaving doesn't get me excited anymore, that is why i hardly ever do it. the water bill sure has dropped since i quit taking a bath. this time last year that son of a bitch was over a hundred dollars and i remember paying it too. but that is when i took three baths a day and didn't think twice about eating a steak dinner in the tub and watching nancy grace. i wouldn't mind soaking but i don't feel like cleaning out the tub at the moment so the shower is fine. i cant wait til springtime gets here, but i am not looking forward to all the mud in my bed.
shaving my area in the shower made me remember the five dollar coupon i need to use before the 31st. i fucking ordinarily hate coupons, but for five bucks i get excited. shaving doesn't get me excited anymore, that is why i hardly ever do it. the water bill sure has dropped since i quit taking a bath. this time last year that son of a bitch was over a hundred dollars and i remember paying it too. but that is when i took three baths a day and didn't think twice about eating a steak dinner in the tub and watching nancy grace. i wouldn't mind soaking but i don't feel like cleaning out the tub at the moment so the shower is fine. i cant wait til springtime gets here, but i am not looking forward to all the mud in my bed.
