dear wet lighter diary,
things that are safer for the environment can sometimes seem less fun. i don't mind the smell of sulfur when i strike a match, but if i burp sulfur OMFG. i haven't had egg burps in a long time, knock on wood, and i like those wooden strike anywhere matches that come in a box. i used to keep a zip-lock baggie of those in my glove compartment when i was young and on the run. i have enough money to stop and buy a lighter nowadays. i get egg burps on road trips usually, like if i eat a cream filled donut and sit for about nine hours.... that'll do it. but i can get them at home too if i try really hard, but sometimes you never know. i cant be the only child to ever make a bomb with all the broken heads of the match sticks, but i prolly am the only one who couldn't light the fucker until the lighter dried out. i don't travel with matches anymore, however, lighters are safer for the environment and everything.
things that are safer for the environment can sometimes seem less fun. i don't mind the smell of sulfur when i strike a match, but if i burp sulfur OMFG. i haven't had egg burps in a long time, knock on wood, and i like those wooden strike anywhere matches that come in a box. i used to keep a zip-lock baggie of those in my glove compartment when i was young and on the run. i have enough money to stop and buy a lighter nowadays. i get egg burps on road trips usually, like if i eat a cream filled donut and sit for about nine hours.... that'll do it. but i can get them at home too if i try really hard, but sometimes you never know. i cant be the only child to ever make a bomb with all the broken heads of the match sticks, but i prolly am the only one who couldn't light the fucker until the lighter dried out. i don't travel with matches anymore, however, lighters are safer for the environment and everything.
