dear squeaky teeth diary,
i like to eat lettuce because it makes this little noise on my teeth when i chew it. then when you add the crunchiness to it and that 'little noise,' it becomes a symphony of organic pleasure in my mouth. i'm not really that big on salad dressing and i especially don't want any sitting around idol on my lettuce leaf, causing wiltness and plasticity to set in. no sir, i want my lettuce crispy fresh and as green as i can get it. i even like raw spinach in my old age. i like to dip the very tip of the leaf in ranch and cram a whole mouthful in. there is something about cheese in salad that makes my mouth squirt. cheese and lettuce were made for each other. oh and cheese and lettuce and bacon and mayonnaise.... a fucking dream come true on some toasty warm bread.
i like to eat lettuce because it makes this little noise on my teeth when i chew it. then when you add the crunchiness to it and that 'little noise,' it becomes a symphony of organic pleasure in my mouth. i'm not really that big on salad dressing and i especially don't want any sitting around idol on my lettuce leaf, causing wiltness and plasticity to set in. no sir, i want my lettuce crispy fresh and as green as i can get it. i even like raw spinach in my old age. i like to dip the very tip of the leaf in ranch and cram a whole mouthful in. there is something about cheese in salad that makes my mouth squirt. cheese and lettuce were made for each other. oh and cheese and lettuce and bacon and mayonnaise.... a fucking dream come true on some toasty warm bread.
