dear hope you don't mind diary,
there has been a long hair in my shirt all night pissing me the fuck off and i finally removed my shirt and found that fucker, is what i did, and now i will be able to sleep. i love to floss my teeth. when the string presses against my gums it makes me feel alive- is what it makes me feel like- even when i feel dead. i hate the feeling of meat between my teeth, or anything else really, but meat is just annoying as fuck. i'll spit a hunk of meat across the room before i even think twice about it and i sometimes wish i wouldn't do that- like at the restaurant and shit, but that's why i like to eat out of town. well, that and i'm less likely to run into my fan club. well those reasons and there are better places to eat hundreds of miles from here.
there has been a long hair in my shirt all night pissing me the fuck off and i finally removed my shirt and found that fucker, is what i did, and now i will be able to sleep. i love to floss my teeth. when the string presses against my gums it makes me feel alive- is what it makes me feel like- even when i feel dead. i hate the feeling of meat between my teeth, or anything else really, but meat is just annoying as fuck. i'll spit a hunk of meat across the room before i even think twice about it and i sometimes wish i wouldn't do that- like at the restaurant and shit, but that's why i like to eat out of town. well, that and i'm less likely to run into my fan club. well those reasons and there are better places to eat hundreds of miles from here.
