dear big tree diary,
if i do happen to make it to the forest this weekend, my intentions are to steal yet another tree. as a matter of fact, my intentions are to steal several trees because last time i only stole one tree and it died soon after i got home and planted it in the yard, but i think the grump pissed on it. i am going to steal the most magnificent trees from the most profound forest i personally have ever been to, right along side the winding roads and rock blasted tunnels and tiny streams that are not even frozen yet. if i get to go, that is. last time i took a shovel, but i never even used it- so i'll just take a strong spoon this time. as it turns out, trees seem to turn loose from the ground fairly easy when you have a little water to dump near them. that is the real trick right there, never pull a tree out dry. it is important to get all the little fragile roots. then when you get home, try not to let some old dog piss all over it until the tiny tree gets re-established. being 999 miles away from home can take some time to get used to being abused.
if i do happen to make it to the forest this weekend, my intentions are to steal yet another tree. as a matter of fact, my intentions are to steal several trees because last time i only stole one tree and it died soon after i got home and planted it in the yard, but i think the grump pissed on it. i am going to steal the most magnificent trees from the most profound forest i personally have ever been to, right along side the winding roads and rock blasted tunnels and tiny streams that are not even frozen yet. if i get to go, that is. last time i took a shovel, but i never even used it- so i'll just take a strong spoon this time. as it turns out, trees seem to turn loose from the ground fairly easy when you have a little water to dump near them. that is the real trick right there, never pull a tree out dry. it is important to get all the little fragile roots. then when you get home, try not to let some old dog piss all over it until the tiny tree gets re-established. being 999 miles away from home can take some time to get used to being abused.
