January 25, 2011

jamies got gum (jamie's still on the run) original post date dec 18

dear pissed off diary,

why do people go postal? gee, ill never understand that. insert your money here. oh it wont go? humm.. try again. already tried? get a different bill. don't have a different bill? try a coin. no coin? wow. you're just fucked then, time to go postal. it takes allot of time to go postal. you gotta plan that shit. you know? and when is the right time to go postal? what if you go postal at the wrong time, and run out of time, or don't have enough time? making time to go postal is an important part of inserting the bill at the right time. otherwise looking for a coin at the post office will drive you crazy.

insert bill in any direction. just hurry up- it's comin right back out. wtf is your deal with this post? do you like it that much?